Christmas highlights:
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Inheritance, and 11/22/63: three more giant books I could use to reach tall objects, were I the type of person given to standing on books.
The sonic screwdriver: comes with a blacklight I immediately used to verify the authenticity of my Christmas money.
A one-kilogram chocolate bar. No jokes. The thing is huge. And mine.
160GB iPod classic, to replace my failing Nano. Sorry, JARED, but it's all about SOREN now. (So Overkill, Really Entirely Necessary.)
And a whole lot of other stuff I can't remember right now on account of what just happened.
Read Cracked, as usual.
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